• Beyonce and Jay-Z's camps once again deny a wedding.

• The enemy "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's latest less-than-lucid BlackBerry missive is former assistant Lindsay Ratowsky. LR's new gig? Being Jessica Biel's assistant.

• Paris Hilton may be newly engaged, or she's using that huge rock to do finger exercises.

• Tori Spelling gets rid of of 90210 memorabilia taking up the spare bedroom.

• Dakota Fanning's VF spread – shot by Karl Lagerfeld – succeeds in making the tween actress even scarier.