• And don't forget to tune in tomorrow to Today, when Ann Curry gets her hair cut. Thrilling, people. [NBCUMV]

• Is it just us, or does Brad Pitt act like Angelina Jolie's sad, lost puppy more and more every day? [Page Six]

• James Frey totally ruined writing books for everybody. [NYDN]

• Hilary Swank is the new "face of fragrance" for Gurlain. We initially wondered if the fragrance was being marketed to men (it happens to be for women), but then we were faced with an even greater enigma. Why oh why would anyone ever want her face on anything? (Please don't beat us up Hil.) [People]

• Oh, Lindsay Lohan. Despite her spunky attitude, tattoos and eating disorders, we usually think she's a pretty classy gal. But hooking up with your ex at the SoHo Grand? That is so Paris Hilton. [Page Six]