• You know how Nick Lachey used to always pretend to be agitated by Jessica Simpson's dumb blond thing? Nick, you know you love it — if you're hanging with Kristen Cavallari, the jig is up. [People]

• We still don't understand why anyone would pay to watch Colin Farrell videotape his dick, Nicole Narain was offered $3 million for her unfortunate encounter. [TSG]

• After getting snubbed by Chanel, Lindsay Lohan tries to move over to the face of Vuitton. [Star]

• It was the Black & White ball in honor of the Plaza, but the Capote Crew was puttin' on the Ritz. [NYP], [NYT]

• So, now Nick Lachey and President Bush have something in common. Besides being frat boys. [Reuters]