• What super-duper, Clay Aiken level of gayness do you have to be on to watch Liza on Bravo during the Superbowl? [NBC]

• Of course Sienna Miller was using Jude Law to help her career. The naked photos, are out there people. [Page Six]

• Us Weekly asks readers: where did Jessica Simpson sleep last night? Extra's answer: with Jude Law, Josh Lucas, everyone, basically. However, our gut instincts tell us she's banging Adam Levine. [Us Weekly, Extra]

• Angelina Jolie says good-bye to her single life, which means selling her mansion in Buckinghamshire and moving to California. [The Mirror]

• Colin Farrell's back on the radar, and this time he's searching for an intelligent male assistant. For $750 a week, you can clean up his used condoms, go on 15 cigarette/booze runs a day, and sweetly sing "Colin Farrell is My Bitch" into his ear while he's doing sit-ups. [Defamer]