• Mickey Rooney is the new Brooke Astor.

• Britney Spears classes things up with a quick booting in the bathroom.

• It's not that DJ AM misses Nicole Richie. He just misses her access and her headlines.

• Jessica Simpson recalls her disasterous Dolly Parton tribute.

• Judge orders Anna Nicole Smith to find out whose baby daddy rightfully deserves her drama.

• The pope might be gay? That men in robes might like other men in robes is never the most shocking bit of news.

• Miss Nevada loses crown over photos showing her exposed boobies and tongue in other girls' mouths. The pageant assocation dismisses the scandal with a note about "this sort of thing happens all the time."

• It's not just about the minks and chinchillas: Singer Pink joins PETA to boycott the unethical treatment of sheep.