• Britney Spears goes overkill with the quote marks — but still manages to prove to everyone she's "trash." [DListed]

• Jessica Simpson wants a guy who can imagine fucking someone else when he's in bed with her. [People]

• Vince Vaugn's mamma gets scammed worse than a guy who was tricked into dating Jennifer Aniston. [R&M]

• Microsoft Mogul Bill Gates is following in Angelina Jolie's footsteps. It's all about the charities, baby. [Ad Age]

• Brandon Davis' family wants him to go to rehab. Not so he can get help for his alcohol and drug problems, but because they could really use the PR … the boy's becoming a real embarrassment. [Page Six]

• Country Weekly manages to do one last thing before it gets yanked from shelves; name Keith Urban hottest country singer for the 10th time in a row. [Scoop]