• Mischa Barton copes with reports of her kid sister's drug problem by smoking copious amounts of reefer and stuffing her face with Pirate's Booty.
• Anna Nicole's former lesbian lover-slash-assistant joins Judge Larry "Waterworks" Seidlin in denouncing Howard K. Stern as a slimy enabler.
• Usher's mom doesn't approve of her son's fiance, Tameeka Foster, which is doubly harsh considering that maid-bashing Naomi Campbell was her predecessor.
• On a related note, Naomi Campbell is supposedly dating Terrence Howard, much to the chagrin of his fragile personal assistant.
• Russell Crowe asks Nicole Kidman about her husband's "courageous" rehabilitation efforts, refuses to ask her anything about Tom Cruise's overt sexuality or Keith Urban's video ho's.
• New York Supreme Court upholds the 70-year ban on dancing in NYC restaurants, bars; Kevin Bacon slated to re-try the case with the help of flamboyant dance moves and Kenny Loggins.
Editorial Director
I don't appreciate you turning the words awry to that story about Anna's former assistant, Jossip. You had me misled until I actually read the story. Don't think for one minute that your readers are ignorant, and that you can play with peoples emotions.