• Naomi Campbell attacks her drug counselor, gets arrested. Spokesperson calls it a "misunderstanding." [AP]

• The baby daddy of Madonna's adopted son hopeful David wants the media to back off, fearful she'll dump the boy like her equestrian theme. [BBC]

• David Hasselhoff's divorce battle rages on with with accustations that wifey Pamela Bach was "intoxicated" at their daughters 16th bday party. [TMZ]

• Gwyneth Paltrow calls Brad Pitt's Babel performance the best ever, though our vote goes to his acting during the last of the Jennifer Aniston era. [R&M]

• If given the opportunity, former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey would so jump at the chance to bed his partner on their wedding night. [Queerty]