Jossip Juxtaposition: Natalie Portman Is a Good Jew
• Natalie Portman is so brave. Especially since everyone in Isreal hates her for kissing on that wall. [Page Six]
• We bet $1200 Britney Spears hangs the glass chandelier over the baby's crib, and it falls on it. [Scoop]
• Really, who doesn't have a "Peter Sarsgaard saw my cooter" story? [Us]
• Foxy Brown pleads guilty to assault, then tries to change her answer. All of Chinatown went on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. [AP]
• Nascar will bring Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson together. How obvious was that? [Page Six]
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Natalie is a bitch, still trying to emulate my late great girlfriend Heather Hyldon. WAKE UP! THE BITCH IS DEAD! SHE NEARLY KILLED ME, AND YOUR NOT FAR BEHIND! I saw that episode of saturday night live. I am no fool, I know you mimic Heather, and Valerie McLaughlin, but you left out how I was the one to take these gothic criminal bitches off the street!! That is, before I fucked the shit out of them! I am a Jew like Natalie. Natalie hates other Jewish people, and she hates me, you, everybody. She has lost her damn mind. She is very dangerous, do not let her size fool you, that is ow the daughters of the northern Star almost got me. She is directly involves with several murders!Leave this bitch alone.
Natalie is a bitch, still trying to emulate my late great girlfriend Heather Hyldon. WAKE UP! THE BITCH IS DEAD! SHE NEARLY KILLED ME, AND YOUR NOT FAR BEHIND! I saw that episode of saturday night live. I am no fool, I know you mimic Heather, and Valerie McLaughlin, but you left out how I was the one to take these gothic criminal bitches off the street!! That is, before I fucked the shit out of them! I am a Jew like Natalie. Natalie hates other Jewish people, and she hates me, you, everybody. She has lost her damn mind. She is very dangerous, do not let her size fool you, that is ow the daughters of the northern Star almost got me. She is directly involves with several murders!Leave this bitch alone.