• Josh Hartnett would rather his little sister grow up and take her clothes off than look up to Lindsay Lohan. [Page Six]

• Kid Rock isn't kidding himself — he knows his looks haven't gotten him anywhere. [Page Six]

• The world welcomes yet another potential coked out prep school rich kid with the birth of baby boy Trump. [People]

• Why does Paris Hilton care if Stavros Niarchos is speaking Greek to his friends? It's not like she understands when people have conversations in English. [MSNBC]

• Natalie Portman has every reason to dance around like a spaz. Even though Vanity Fair pulled her cover, people went to see V for Vandetta. [Hollywood Reporter]