Jossip Juxtaposition: Paris Hilton Claims Herself as a Cultural Icon
• The “friendship†of Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey, and Lance Armstrong was finally explained at the ESPY Awards. So hot. [You Tube]
• Oliver Stone sure knows how to have a good time trippin’ out. Not to mention his mom and dad were the most crazy hands-on parents ever. [R&M]
• Au Bar closes down … we know, we thought it closed three years ago, too. [Page Six]
• According to Paris Hilton, our new Marilyn Monroe is (tada!) Paris Hilton. Wait, does that mean she'll kill herself? 'Cuz then it's ok for her to say that. [London Times]
• Jann Wenner sends his little scabs to Coney Island on the hottest day of the year. It's all worth it, kids, just to have the chance to organize pens by color and tip size. [Gawker]
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Well, that Jake-Matt-Lance bit just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
I used to respect Jake, but it's clear Toothy did in fact get rid of his gay friends (as recommended) so as to quash the rumours. Prick.
Dan, Jake didn't write the jokes and throwing around insults about him is pathetic.