• Nobody paid Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy Larry Birkhead a dime to give an interview. We would say he had class, but he stuck it in Anna Nicole, so, scratch that. [Lowdown]
• Kate Moss knows this is not a fashion statement. She doesn't what statement it actually is, but, it has nothing to do with fashion. [Independant]
• An Irish magazine ran faux porn photos of Tiger Woods' wife. Woods was really upset. Especially since he's 1/1000 Irish. [NYP]
• Everyone knows Paris Hilton is total freakin' moron. We weren't convinced that she knew it, but, at least we're kind of relieved she's not so stupid to think she's smart. [Page Six]
• We doubt anyone would eat at a restaurant named after Jessica Simpson's shorts. Then again, there are some pretty sick people out there. Liker her dad. [Scoop]
Editorial Director
Listen to the Paris Hilton audio tapes on this
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14923345/
Cmon; All we have to do is ignore everything she does and she will vanish. If a normal person were to pull the crap she does no one would care. Lets keep it that way, The only Paris I want to see is located in France