Jossip Juxtaposition: Paris Hilton Scandalously Holds Hands With Someone Who May Have Previously Gone to 'First Base' With Britney Spears

• Liev Schrieber confesses to having scary eyebrows, and an affinity for wild sexcapades on the Staten Island Ferry.
• Paris holds hands with QB Matt Leinert. Liev Schrieber calls it the "Worst PDA Ever."
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• Dustin "Screech" Diamond may have enlisted a well-endowed body double in the sex tape you couldn't pay us to watch.
• Lindsay Lohan nurses her "appendectomy" by immediately hitting the clubs.
• Christina Aguilera shows how to step out of a vehicle without exposing any naughty bits.
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ewww.Paris, those glasses make u look like a bug. And that dress is hidious.
There is no way La Lohan had an apendectomy. When I had my surgery, I was in the hospital for 3 days and felt like hell for another week.
She's a lying sack of shit.
Aww, leave Par alone. She looks cute as a button an very innocent. She did pay a fortune for that ensemble, after all.
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