Jossip Juxtaposition: Paris Hilton Scandalously Holds Hands With Someone Who May Have Previously Gone to 'First Base' With Britney Spears

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• Liev Schrieber confesses to having scary eyebrows, and an affinity for wild sexcapades on the Staten Island Ferry.

• Paris holds hands with QB Matt Leinert. Liev Schrieber calls it the "Worst PDA Ever."

&bull: Newsweek says Whitney Houston called Rosie a "fat bitch" while under a drug haze; The Donald prounounces it a moment of lucidity.

• Dustin "Screech" Diamond may have enlisted a well-endowed body double in the sex tape you couldn't pay us to watch.

• Lindsay Lohan nurses her "appendectomy" by immediately hitting the clubs.

• Christina Aguilera shows how to step out of a vehicle without exposing any naughty bits.

Jan 8, 2007 · Link · 11 Responses
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    No. 1 Jessie says:

    ewww.Paris, those glasses make u look like a bug. And that dress is hidious.

    Posted: Jan 8, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    No. 2 Ronny says:

    There is no way La Lohan had an apendectomy. When I had my surgery, I was in the hospital for 3 days and felt like hell for another week.

    She's a lying sack of shit.

    Posted: Jan 8, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    No. 3 elsie says:

    Aww, leave Par alone. She looks cute as a button an very innocent. She did pay a fortune for that ensemble, after all.

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