• What do you get when you put Star Jones, Al Reynolds, and OK! magazine together? A tacky trio, desperate for an exclusive on their "anniversary", and a venue pathetic enough to hold the event for free. So far, no takers. [Lowdown]

• Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos have called off their romance, at least for the next few hours. After turning in to Kelly Osbourne's 21st birthday bash at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas into $100,000 in fire and water damages (not to mention Paris' runaway monkey), the duo are taking some cool off time. [Star]

• You would've expected Barbara Bush to be BFFs with Tara Reid, but it's Chelsea Clinton that's filling that role. The duo hooked up while Tara was filming the since-axed Taradise and have been insuperable ever since. That's not pleasing presidential hopeful mama Hillary, who's demanded her daughter stop socializing with the misfit. [Radar]

• That was was no dream — it was an Arabian nightmare in Bahrain, when an unsuspecting woman went into the ladies room and discovered .. Michael Jackson! Or maybe it was LaToya, too close to call. [NYDN]

• Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey is definitely enjoying his life as a gay man, taking to Out 100's party with a one David August, who was (at least officially) not his date. [R&M]

• Tara Reid can behave? Who knew! Her 30th birthday bash was much calmer than it could've been, and you can blame her mom's omnipresent stare for the lack of nip slips. [The Scoop]

• If only you listened to what Diane Dimond has to say instead of intentionally ignoring her barbs, you might agree that Michael Jackson's molestation woes could've (should've?) ended in a mistrial. [Page Six]

• Joaquin Phoenix: Still crazy. At least this time Campbell Robertson got a feel. [Lowdown]