• Unlike his hot, almost always naked ex-girlfriend, Pete Doherty was charged on seven counts of drug possession. And you bet heroin and crack cocaine were in the mix. [MSNBC]

• Lindsay Lohan is trying to be a good girl now. Well, except for those four or five nights she was out this week, she’s hardly partied in front of the paparazzi at all. [Gatecrasher]

• We guess Britney Spears calling her baby “poo-poo” is better than calling him “shithead.” [Mollygood]

• Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are so much more perfect than you. They don’t even fight about the fact that she can’t have babies. [People]

• David Hasselhoff files for divorce from his wife. What? Everyone else is doing it. [Us]