• The next time Aaron Carter's camp tries to push rumors that he's dating someone (this time it's Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavaleri) they should be sure to check whether she's already seriously smooching someone else. [Gatecrasher]

• We're not entirely shocked to learn PR princess Gretchen Braun billed much of her wedding to her clients, we're just impressively stunned to learn she got caught so fast. [Gatecrasher]

• As we told you about yesterday, the Roxy's padlocking on Friday night (underage drinking, blah blah blah)didn't pleasantly foreshadow its Halloween party last night. Suspecting they might be targeted again, promoters moved the event to Crobar — which, to the chagrin of many, does not have a rail thin blowjob balcony. [Page Six]

• When Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake aren't battling the paparazzi, they're bullying DreamWorks over Shrek 3. When studio execs posed the question of who should play long-lost relative King Arthur to Cameron, she immediately suggested her boytoy — and now DreamWorks can't say no. [Radar]

• First Lil' Kim, now Kanye West. The rapper and his music video director Hype Williams are being accused of doing a little "Gold Digging" of their own, leaving costume and makeup artists standing with their hands out waiting for their money. [Lowdown]

• The end for Leo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen? Rumors about that there's a third party — and it's not their careers. [Page Six]

• Martha Stewart may finally have some new viewers for her sinking shows. The house the domestic diva bought for her new reality show (which "troubled" contestants will renovate) is said to be haunted. [Page Six]

• As Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles descend upon New York City to kick off their whirlwind U.S. visit, there's only one thing to do: sick PETA on 'em. [The Scoop]