• Scarlett Johansson does her civic duty by helping bikini waxers get through their day. [Page Six]

• Meryl Streep is not the devil — which she proves by not wearing Prada shoes. [AP]

• If Kate Moss weren't a fashion designer, no London women would ever leave the house. [NYT]

• Lindsay Lohan has found a new hero in Kevin Connolly. Sure, he's her enemy's sister's boyfriend … but, he did punch Brandon Davis in the face. [Perez Hilton]

• Not getting into the Teen Vogue party? We seriously don't know what could possibly be worse. [Lowdown]