• Guy Ritchie says one black baby is enough.

• Scratch that report that Scarlett Johansson is back together with Josh Hartnett. Actually, she's just slutting around with him.

• Renee Zellweger is suddenly quite the man.

• Hilary Duff supposedly isn't too fond of ex-boyfriend Joel Madden's new girl Nicole Richie. But, uh, who would be?

• No, Kirsten Dunst, there is no such thing as privacy in these parts.

• Judith Regan calling Jews "rodents?" Pish, posh.

• Ludacris was at Michael's. With Kate White.