Jossip Juxtaposition: Scarlett Johansson Takes the Low Road
• Oh, snap. As if Lindsay Lohan needed another reason to hate Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett is now stealing Lindsay's classy signature shot (Kamikazes?) and downing them all night with Wilmer Valderrama at Marquee. [Page Six]
• But, Lohan has Jeremy Piven to help her forget about her problems. Or, y'know, give her more problems. [AP]
• A new book about John F. Kennedy Jr., complete with “never-before-seen†photos of the sexiest man alive?! We're so in. [Lowdown]
• Naomi Campbell dated Robert De Niro? Whoa, his stock just went down faster than the Observer's. [R&M]
• Expect a larger-than-normal drinking binge from Tara Reid soon. Looks like she’ll need the alcohol to get over her movie role embarrassment. [R&M]
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Johanssen will always have a heads up over Lohan.
Lohan was really cute as a kid though.
Yeah, as soon as Naomi let it be known that she and Bobbie were dating, he dumped her.
Hey guys!
Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial. Original person is nice (not damn sexy), most important CHRISTIAN young lady!I'll tell you guys more, that clones made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of human clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world. They all mind controlled, so be careful get close with those clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Her friend Sergei G.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003 makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.