• The Jennifer Lopez baby rumors are back again — and more boring than ever. [The Scoop]

• Kate Beckinsale ran into Britney Spears and Janet Jackson in L.A. and now wants all celebrities to wear Burkahs. [Page Six]

• Diane Keaton contemplates the benefits of benefits of being over 50,such asnot having to worry about sleeping with gross old dudes. We wonder how exactly Lloyd Grove discovered this. [Lowdown]

• Seriously, we don't understand why Miss New Jersey never ever wins. [People]

• As if cheating on her with the nanny weren't enough, now Jude Law is leaving Sienna Miller for Sadie Frost. Then, in six months, they'll trade back again. [Mirror]