• Nightclub doyenne Amy Sacco will have her life story told on the small screen (or HBO, which is a slightly larger screen, should you believe their PR pitches), thanks to a new deal with Sarah Jessica Parker's Prettymatches Productions.

• Johnny Knoxville might have passed a lie detector when it came to pondering whether he had sex with Jessica Simpson, but his heart rate didn't fare so well when it came to whether they've kissed.

• Paris Hilton's identity has been stolen, not online but in the physical world. An impostor is passing herself off as Paris Latsis' fiance, thanks to her identical looks and the small yap dog she's been carrying around St. Tropez.

• American Media Inc. is rushing to clean up its Demi Moore pregnancy-slash-miscarriage mess. The National Enquirer "broke" the miscarriage first and corporate cousin Star was ready with its own story that got pulled, inexplicably, at the last minute.

• The B-list hooking up continues, as Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon and Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis split. Francis quickly recouped with the help of new flame, saggy-assed Kimberly Stewart.

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