• Britney Spears blames California for the stress on her marriage, so she's moving back to Louisiana. You know how those country love dying their hair black and getting naked for magazines. [The Scoop]

• In a Daily News "exclusive" Star Jones tells the paper exactly what she told People in their "exclusive" two days ago. Oh, plus some words of wisdom from Rosie O'Donnell. [NYDN]

• Kate Moss offers Burberry an eight ball to take her back. They accept. [E!]

• How many sports players with Paris Hilton sleep with in her lifetime? ESPN is guessing into the double digits. And it sounds like she might get things rolling with a few soccer players to start with. [TMZ]

• If only Josh Duhamel had been standing in line with Fergie, Tommy Lee would have been friggin' toast. [Page Six]