• Zsa Zsa Gabor is spending her late 80s in legal turmoil, filing a lawsuit against daughter Francesca Hilton claiming she took out a loan against the former model's manse without permission to purchase her own property.

• More violent crime is expected from rapper The Game, only this time it'll be directed at hip hop king Suge Knight instead of regular friend-slash-foe 50 Cent. All this black-on-black crime .. can't we get back to hating the white man?

• Fearing his Mercer Hotel "incident" might cost him his career, Russell Crowe is rushing to stop the hemorrhaging by starting his own production company. No directors or actresses are willing to work with him, so with him in the boss' seat, he's hoping he can salvage a few more leading roles.

• Britney Spears didn't bust her ass on stage for years to give birth in a trailer. She's breaking the Federline family custom with a tricked out Arizona hospital room with lots and lots of flowers. And no bedside neighbors.

• Hoping to gain support for her cause, the NYT's Judith Miller has set up a website to save herself from prison.

• Presidential neice Lauren Bush got denied at her own 21st birthday celebration because, well, she was underage. The model hadn't yet ripened enough to get into the club 21, so she and the girls went to dinner after the bouncer turned her away.

• There's a 28-year-old chic editing Playgirl now, which hopefully means we'll get more relationship advice columns.

• Viral marketing only works if you spread it, so we're doing our part. Help feed Lindsay Lohan.

• Apple is working to save its market share, cutting prices on its iPod and adding color and radio to some models. Which makes them that much more of a must-have gay accessory.

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