Jossip Juxtaposition: Suri Cruise Is Number One!

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• Suri Cruise turns one year old today! And yet, it seems like half a lifetime ago that her little Asian visage graced the cover of Vanity Fair.

• Barack Obama continues to vex Hillary by snagging the Hollywood elite vote. Meanwhile, Republicans console themselves by remembering they've already locked up that key "rest of the country" demographic.

• Jenna Jameson gives gossip bloggers a guilt complex by revealing that cancer (and not the infamous Victoria Beckham diet) was to blame for her emaciated frame.

• Lindsay Lohan's got a leaky faucet? Tell us something we ITAL-don't-ITAL know!

• Pop musicians waxing poetic is like a caucophony to your ears.

• In addition to dressing like a seven year old, Britney Spears also gets "really, really cranky" when her afternoon snack's not ready immediately after naptime.

Apr 18, 2007 · posted by · Link · Respond
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    No. 1 dvd movie downloads says:

    I love cruise

    Posted: Apr 19, 2007 at 3:50 am
    No. 2 Jolyn says:

    aww I miss Suri! Can't wait to see this beautiful girl again she is my favorite celeb baby ever!

    Posted: Apr 19, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    No. 3 Jeanette Jones says:

    Why does the "writer?" persist in using the word Asian with Suri. I am Asian and cannot recall Asians with Suri's beautiful blue eyes and lovely skin.
    Happy Birthday Suri. Do not let all the mean people in this world allow you to be as warped as they are.
    However, with a positive dad like Tom, thankfully I do not see it happening.

    Jeanette

    Posted: Apr 20, 2007 at 4:19 am
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