• Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavalleri is auctioning off ten minutes of phone conversation for charity. So maybe her relationships with Stephen, shopping, and coke will do some good for this world. [Lowdown]

• More pointless Cindy Adams info: Zooey Deschanel would like you to know that though you may not recognize her on the street, she has definitely been to Bungalow 8. [Cindy Adams]

• Is Paris Hilton losing her edge? Mischa Barton doesn't even want to be associated with her. [3am]

• Teri Hatcher is going to have to snaz up her political talking points if she wants to keep bagging George Clooney. [The Scoop]

• While we appreciate the effort Halle Berry makes by promising not to make Catwoman II, but we still don't think we'll be seeing her in any movies. Y'know, in the off chance she gets offered a role. [People]