• Bruce Willis has a ton of ideas. He swears. [R&M]

• A day in the life of Lindsay Lohan never complete without a trip to the hospital. This time it wasn't exhaustion or asthma, though … just her being a klutz and/or drunk. [Access Hollywood]

• Nicole Richie holds food up to her face, paparazzi takes pictures. Let's just be grateful they don't follow her into the bathroom to see it come up the other way. [Mollygood]

• John Mayer prefers his publicity stunts to include thousands of voicemails from strangers … as opposed to rumors that he's dating the most undatable girl in Hollywood. [NYM]

• Even in Ben Affleck's world, the idea of him winning a "Best Actor" award is completely inconceivable. [Us]