• The only thing anyone walked away with from Anderson Cooper's chat with Angelina Jolie? Zahara is jealous of Shiloh. That will probably be the story of this poor girl's life. [People]

• But Britney Spears told Matt Lauer she needs Kevin Federline to hold her at night … maybe he just got lost on his way back to her room. [Scoop]

• Paris Hilton looks positively delighted to be wearing this PETA hoodie. Seriously, folks. She wants to stop wearing shoes made from baby seals. [TMZ]

• Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew … ew. [Us Weekly]

• So, male movie stars are really fat now, and nobody seems to care. Hey, as long as we still have Adrain Grenier and Jake Gyllenhaal as sex symbols, we'll take Vince Vaughn as the funny fatty. [NYO]