• This needs no punchline: Tom Cruise claims he's going to eat his baby's placenta. [Mirror]

• Meanwhile, over in Sveeeeden (or at least in the Sveeeedish press), Cruise walked out of an interview when the reporter mentioned Nicole Kidman, though that was the fun began when they argued over Scientology's ability to cure dyslexia. [Scoop]

• Mary J. Blige only wears bling because God wants her to. [Scoop]

• McDonald's gets in trouble over the F-word. Oh, and stereotyping blacks. [Gatecrasher]

• Stephen Baldwin: Broke. Alec Baldwin, meanwhile: Still fat. [P6]