• When Brangelina welcome their first child together, just be happy it isn't named Moses. [TMZ]

• Page Six picks up our Colin Farrell got drunk item, but in Blind Item packaging. [Page Six]

• GQ's May issue doesn't only feature TomKat parading down a deserted road in black and white. It also has an interview with the twosome, where you learn Cruise thinks pregnancy seminars are "a fun game of learning." [AP]

• With Scary Movie 4 delivering the biggest Easter weekend opening ever, the brothers Weinstein muster decent starter evidence their billion dollar Weinstein Co. might have a shot. [AP]

• It doesn't shock us that the U.S. Figure Skating Association is trying to ignore Olympic flame Johnny Weir, but that he's still making headlines. [Gatecrasher]

• With zero accounts of Naomi Campbell beating an assistant this week, we needed a report of Pete Doherty assaulting a photog. [Perez Hilton]