• That Tori Spelling is so crafty. She may not be known as the sharpest knife, but she was able to snag herself some free porn for life. [Page Six]

• Biggest exaggeration of the day: "The Earth is being overrun by Paris Hilton clones." [R&M]

• Dina Lohan explains there is only so much hard core partying a child can take. And Lindsay Lohan just can't snort any more lines without falling down. [People]

• Boing Boing is still popular. Almost as popular as the most popular girl on MySpace. [WSJ]

• Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock take part in the classiest wedding ceremony ever. Check out the bride all dressed in white. [Us Weekly]