• Regis & Kelly make Lindsay Lohan sick. After partying at the premiere of that giant monkey movie, she bailed on the stodgy morning chatfest. Miraculously, she recovered later on to appear at the much hipper TRL, where the demographic skews much more in her favor: young and insecure about themselves. [The Scoop]

• Peter Braunstein's victim (a former W staffer) at has hired legal help to keep the media from revealing details about her identity, from where she works to where she lives. And that she ever had sex with Peter Braunstein. [Radar]

• Britney Spears' solution to keep Kevin Federline at home? Designate a "Britney and Kevin" day, where it's just the twosome and their newborn spawn. Too bad those pesky drug dealers showed up and spoiled it all. [Marc Malkin]

&bull Paris Hilton shops. Paris Hilton doesn't drop. [Page Six]

• Logo is finally getting around to producing a gay dating show. It really has been too long since Boy Meets Boy. [La Dolce Musto]

• Wacky newlyweds Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese have all the ingredients for a blissful union: bondage, spanking, blood, and asphyxiation. [R&M]

• Eminem is taking a breather from music, but not from ex-wife Kim Mathers. The rapper is back with his famous feuding partner and says they're likely going to remarry, which he'll then go on to record an album about. [AP]

• He lost $150,000 that he never paid, but Mischa Barton's on-again off-again fling Brandon Davis recouped $100,000 of it at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, sticking it to owners the Morton family, friends of his that fell out after the debt went unpaid. [Page Six]

• Howard Stern says he isn't pulling in the reported $500 million from Sirius. That figure is far too large; it's more like $480 million. [R&M]

• Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama are said to be on the verge of rekindling their romance. That is, Star magazine is hurting for a story this week. [Star]