• Steven Spielberg is done making movies with Tom Cruise, according to word spreading from his camp. Which might be fine for Tommy Boy, since he'll be busy trying to convert Oprah to Scientology.

• For those of you going through catfight withdrawal since Fashion Week ended, don't fret: Tyra "Real Boobs" Banks and Karrine Steffans are filling the void. Steffans fired the first shot with claims of their binding trait: bedding Hollywood's hottest men. But what's different about the duo? TyTy has two shows, Karrine has, uh, none.

• Brad Pitt doesn't appreciate his staffers running their mouths to magazines, which explains his firing of Kristin Hahn, an exec at his production company (with ex Jennifer Aniston) for talking to Vanity Fair about their relationship.

• Perhaps Brooke Shields and Britney Spears should have a chat. The poptart is said to be suffering through postpartum depression, which is the medical term for "we're making this up to get linkage." Either way, we're sure Tom Cruise already has some vitamin supplements on the way.

• Despite his $15 million annual salary, Dr. Phil is offering just $7 an hour (and no benefits) to transcribers for his talk show. Well, at least he's not calling the gig an "internship" and offering exactly zero dollars.

• Justin Timberlake sucks at acting? That's the word coming out of his new flic Edison, which screened in Toronto recently and didn't exactly wow the audience.

• After splitting with John Stamos just 17 months ago, Rebecca Romijn is ready for another trip down the aisle, this time with Jerry O'Connell.

• First she cuts her blonde hair shorter, now Lindsay Lohan is back to red and facing her freckles once again? What's next, she's gaining weight?