Jossip Juxtaposition: Who Doesn't Want Jessica Simpson to Crap Her Pants?

Jessica Simpson

• A Cosmopolitan cover photographer gets a MoMa exhibition his honor. True talent is never appreciated until the artist is dead. [NYT]

Nicole Richie has a real MySpace blog, uses that blog to tell people she is not anorexic. Photos of her looking skeletal are just a bonus. [Us]

Jessica Simpson is really depressed. Probably because her hairdressing is running around telling people she shit her pants. [Page Six]

• Despite the fact that Martin Scorsese axed Jack Nicholson's strap-on suggestion, the appendage still makes a surprising appearance in the movie. Nicholson also will not be starting a dildo line. Sorry. [Lowdown]

Fortune magazine snags a few New York Times staffers. Adam Moss just called BusinessWeek to give them another suggestion. [WWD, NYO]

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    That joke about Jessica shiting her pants was not funny, David, she was really sick, and I have been there myself, it sucks, and you will be there too one day, with your unprotected homosexual intercourse. Lets see how how you control your bowels when you contract AIDS ( if you haven't done so already ) and have to shit your guts out. Not so funny is it?
    It definitely is not funny because she may have been poisoned by some asshole like Nick, I swear, I will kill that bastard if some shit goes down! And Cheryl Burke too!

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