Jossip Juxtaposition: Sheryl Crow Doesn’t Have A Square To Spare
• If it was up to singer/environmental activist Sheryl Crow, no one in America would use any toilet paper at all. With one teeny, tiny exception.
• Meanwhile, Crow, Laurie David and Karl Rove get it on at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
• MTV veejay Damien Fahey was “heartbroken” when Sanjaya Malakar got voted off American Idol, giving us yet one more reason to make fun of TRL.
• Tommy Lee tries to steal Kid Rock’s newest bimbo-y blond Anderson.
• Laguna Beach alum Jason Wahler is, apparently, “out of his f–king mind.”
• Open advice to Britney Spears: get a stylist, blame her for all your recent fashion woes, then immediately give her the boot. Then hire another one. For reals, this time.
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