Last night we hit Stereo for MTV veejay Damien Fahey's 26th birthday. Damien and his band Here's Johnny rocked out while promoters, party gossips, and lots of blondes roamed free. Since all the real celebs were jamming themselves into the Entertainment Weekly party and the media gossips were clusterfucking at Slate's event, we figured we'd try to hit something … oh, we don't know … fun?

The event, hosted by Stereo's owner Mike Satsky (who kept us from taking his photo by distracting us with liquor), was jam packed with pseudo-celebs, tons of photographers, and at least four girls that looked like they were on Laguna Beach. A complete tour of the party, minus the bouncing tan people, after the jump.


Alisandra and Christie (left) dish celeb gossip with Life & Style gals Dorothy Cascerceri and Shauna Bass (right). We're sure there were some ex-Celebrity Living staffers in our midst, but without a current masthead listing, are they really worth talking to?

Someone had their share of birthday shots! Though "drunkface" is always preferable to "gayface."

This crowd was so MTV, we thought we were in L.A. Something about everyone trying so hard to impress.

Kristen and Robin giggled when we told them Fahey was single. And straight.

MTV's Lala and BMI's Erica claimed this corner at 10 and didn't leave all night. They also threatened to cut us, but it somehow sounded more affectionate than threatening.

The downside to having a famous drummer in your band? Nobody knows your name.

Damien's parents, Paula and Richard Fahey, were our favorite people at this party. From the looks on their faces, we were also their favs. But no, we didn't have any downers on us.

Who is Stephen Baggs? He's the guy on the left. On the right, his diehard publicist, who we immediately levied some respect on for not wearing a Bluetooth earpiece while at an event.

We recommend Baggs take more pictures with hot girls like Shallon Lester instead of his rep. When he took our advice, we charged him just one billable hour.