We love that our readers are so on top of Us Weekly, and their falsie exclusives. While we were researching the effects of chicken pox on coke addicts, somebody was reading the glossies on-line, and noting the mag's loose use of the words "first" and "news outlet."

Us Weekly's first posting on Saturday read:

ANOTHER US WEEKLY FIRST! …
POP SINGER PINK MARRIES MOTOCROSS CHAMP! Posted: January 7, 2005 5:14 PM EST

COSTA RICA — Us Weekly is the first news outlet to report that pop singer Pink (real name: Alicia Moore) married motocross biker Carey Hart today in a sunset ceremony on a secluded stretch of beach in Costa Rica. Pink, 26, and Hart, 30, exchanged vows in front of more than 150 guests, including Pink pal Lisa Marie Presley, in an isolated beach cove near the Four Seasons resort on the country's scenic Papagayo peninsula …

But, because they were 14 minutes behind People, Us replaced their discovery minutes later with:

POP SINGER PINK MARRIES MOTOCROSS CHAMP! Posted: January 7, 2005 5:14 PM EST

COSTA RICA — Us Weekly is reporting that pop singer Pink (real name: Alecia Moore) married motocross biker Carey Hart today in a sunset ceremony …

Which is almost as funny as their "Lindsay Lohan diet secrets" tagline. We wonder if "drink lots of water, barf it back up," made the list?

POP SINGER PINK MARRIES MOTOCROSS CHAMP! [Us Weekly]
Pink & Carey Hart Wed [People]