In the latest round of overpriced celebrity photos, we’re hearing Splash News’ exclusive pictures of Kate Hudson holding hands with Owen Wilson in Miami are commanding a whopping six-figure sum.
The photos, caption writers will lead you to believe, are the first evidence the twosome have resumed their romance since A) he tried killing himself; and B) rumors surfaced that they began dating again. And those caption writers would be correct!
One source suggests only Us Weekly and People have the budgets to remain in the bidding war against each other, where the price of the pics is expected to go for over $100,000.
The photos will also provide the winning tabloid with a nice sidebar: It’s been reported Owen Wilson had been romancing Marley & Me co-star Jennifer Aniston, which, of course, is now totally false because he’s totally in love with his old blonde flame and would never risk his mental stability to date two A-listers at once.
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Since when does Jennifer Aniston count as an A-lister?
Kate Hudson is a better match for Owen. Although Aniston is gorgeous, it is too formal for him. Furthermore, it seems Jen is into really handsome guys no funny men.
Kate Hudson and Jennifer Aniston are bores. Aniston doesn’t crack a smile, no sense of humor. Kate has a sense of humor but no charisma. Good thing Aniston is rich and good thing Kate’s mother is GH.
Owen though emotionally fragile does seem to have a brain, I can’t see him hooking up with a famewhoring parasitic TV sit-com hack of a leech like Aniston. Her PR queen Huvane is already pimping a fake romance to the tabloids in hopes for a hit crappy movie (see Vince Vaughn/Break Up)he knows Aniston can’t score anything under her own steam - she and her movies SUCK….so attaching her romantically to these comedy kings and giving her the ‘girl,’ part, she’ll take, even at 40 years of age.
How much for Owen holding hands with a gorilla?
I dont think that their relationship will go far. They are both not very interesting although kate is cute. I can’t imagine them butt naked getting it on!
Kate Hudson is a better match for Owen, though emotionally fragile does seem to have a brain… Hm.