Kate Moss' Impromptu Return to the Runway Ends in Shame
Fashion just gets her really excited

Every time you think Kate Moss has gotten her act together — broke up with Pete Doherty, sort-of admits to an eating disorder in Interview, has the world's largest gold statue made in her honor — she has to go eff it all up again by jumping on the catwalk, of all things:

At the House of Blue Eyes show over the the U.K., Kate decided she needed to end her five year stint off the runway and jumped onstage, grabbed a whip and a top hat, and started chasing around the models and screaming about pee:

After being told off for trying to smoke inside with Beth Ditto, she was spotted ­playfully lashing the Gossip singer with the whip as well as ordering a dancer to dance for her.

But the star turned the most heads when she chose the garden over the loos at the venue. “She was screaming… where’s the ­toilet?” said a party-goer.

Then the waifish supermodel went behind a bush and let loose a stream of piss that would keep golden shower enthusiasts happy for weeks.

Which all seems like reasonable, sober behavior for someone who should have put down the coke straw three years ago. Might we suggest she have a quick chat with Helen Mirren about her direct correlation with Nazi war criminals?

Sep 3, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 5 Responses
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Comments (5)

No. 1 Mr. T says:

Just the kind of girl you want to take home and introduce to mom and dad.

Posted: Sep 3, 2008 at 10:50 am
No. 2 fiona says:

Not to be mean, but when does karma kick in on her, her ex, and winehouse? Talk about the shallow end of the pool….

Posted: Sep 3, 2008 at 12:10 pm
No. 3 Catfeet says:

Karma? That kicks in about age 40 to 50 when the plastic surgeon nips a bit too much and whoops(!) there goes your career….and your boy/girlfriend…and your cosmetic deals…and you end up in People Magazine looking like Brittany Spears during labor. That's when.

Posted: Sep 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm
No. 4 Rachel says:

Hey!! she just loves to have fun, just let her be! It doesn't mean she's on coke or anything, that's just the way she is.

Posted: Sep 10, 2008 at 9:51 pm
No. 5 mike yuen ken paahana says:

if she never have underware on wood have been more better coz u cood see her nasty

Posted: Nov 22, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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