As if putting up with Lee Ann De Vette's attempts at keeping Tom Cruise respectable weren't dire enough, now she's charged with maintaining Katie Holmes' image as the girl next door, even though she went and got pregnant after promising to remain savory until her wedding night.

On Friday Katie dumped super-flack Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, her publicist of nearly eight years (who also schills for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan), to join De Vette's client roster that includes, uh, exactly Tom and Katie.

All this after she broke off her engagement to Chris Klein, fired her manager, drop kicked her agent and became BFFs with Scientology gatekeeper Jessica Feshbach Rodriguez. But the kicker isn't that Katie merely informed Sloane-Zelnick that her services wouldn't be needed — it's the way she went about it.

During her conversation with Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, Holmes did not mention that she was pregnant by fiancé Tom Cruise. The next day, the news broke.

And soon, so shall her water .. without Leslie's helping hand. Because if bitch thinks Tom or sister Lee is going to help her wince through the pain, she's got an agonizing drug-free birth to snap her back.