Second big shocker of the day: Keith Kelly was wrong about something. God, that guy loves a scandal so much, he'll just sort of make them up. By replacing "resigned" with "forced out" for about the zillionth time, Kelly not only makes the same lame jokes, but reports the same Freyed stories.

Via one of Gawker's never ending supply of inter-office memos:

Many of you have read the article in today’s New York Post about Ed Needham leaving Dennis Publishing. I just want to clarify that Ed Needham resigned from Dennis Publishing. He is not ‘about to be forced out….’ as the New York Post article states. Ed actually resigned about three months ago and has been quietly and professionally working out his notice period.

And, via one of our readers (you guys are the best):

It doesn't help that Keith Kelly is totally wrong on his scoop, anyway. What an ass.

We completely agree, sigh, and we didn't even have to kill any trees to do it.

Ed Needham Resigns — Not Axed — from ‘Maxim’ [Gawker]

Earlier: Maxim Recycles EIC, Keith Kelly Recycles Joke