So, even though the sordid details of Keith Olbermann's alleged sex life is way old news, Page Six did the job of reigniting our interest in Karma Bites and her blog, For This Relief Much Thanks. And with this interest, a kind gossipy reader pointed us to the really juicy parts of the blog dedicated to Olbermann's bed manners: The comments.
While we waste our whole day away looking for the links to the posts that actually contain these comments (which could take a while) we are going on blind faith that the reader who pulled these quotes from the "continued after the jump conversations" on Karma's blog isn't messin' around.
Warning: you may want to have some ginger ale at hand before continuing. These tid-bits are about what Mr. Olbermann was like in bed. (Like we said: ginger ale. Or a barf bag.)
"I pretended he knew what he was doing. I adored the guy, I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed. He said the most egotistical and strangest thing I've ever heard after I faked an orgasm…
"This is the finger I use to write the show." I'm NOT kidding… He said it quite proudly. I didn't get the sense he was kidding about it."
Seriously? Ha. Maybe that would be hot if like Andy Samberg said it. Otherwise, that is the lamest thing we have ever, ever heard. Ever. And then there's this:
"He's not a good kisser. All he does is move his tongue rapidly from side to side. And he does not kiss without using his tongue."
Ok, we're sure there's more but that's about all we can handle. However, by all means, if you're comment trolling and you find a fave, email it to us (with the headline permalink!) or leave in the comments … with a warning, please.
Update: We have links! Here is the comment section where he says is writing finger causes fake orgasms. Here's the one where she says he doesn't use a condom (great role model). Side to side tongue action here, and in this one, he makes some lame excuse about being allergic to Karma's pillows and so he has to leave. What a charmer!
For This Relief Much Thanks [KarmaBites1]
why complain. men don't know what to do unless you teach them. and i'd teach him.
Doesn't sound like he stuck around long enough to be taught anything.
Is it just me or does anyone think that the real good gossip is out there about tv news anchors? Between these relevations about Olbermann and the O'Reilly thing, I think they're way kinkier than Hollywood stars could ever be, just not as pretty.
Can you guys scrounge up a pic of this KarmaBites broad?
Nevermind KarmaBites. Can someone find a pic of Katy Tur? I'm fascinated. Can't find a photo of her anywhere, but her crappy college journalism springs eternal on Google.
The blog is gone. Maybe he apologized; she said that's all she wanted and she'd take it down.
I agree with Rita. I would teach him! And, BTW, a one nighter is all I would want…
be careful, rita and susan, asking for a one nighter — people will call you sluts and whores like they do karma (she had 18 mos of correspondence with him, not a total stranger)
The blog is back, for those of you who never got to see the sordid details.
Ewww, they had unproteced sex? Again, ewww!
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you compromise when I'm between your thighs……….. you blow me away
It never ceases to amaze me how gullible people are. Do you really, for a minute, believe any of this nonsense?
It never ceases to amaze me how you eat my Hairy pussy JohnClay.
condoleeza should be lease a condo
condoleeza should be lease a condo
I thought we were done with this a-hole when he was run out of Boston. Fortunately, it's a tossup whether MSNBC has more viewers than local TV here. I had the misfortune of sitting near him in a bar years ago. Believe everything you hear about this guy. Pedantic, arrogant, smug- and that was on his own time.
Well, at least he has sex with women…..*cough*you know who *cough*
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I know this is old news but I still can't help laughing at these comments from that night of thwarted passion. My apologies to Karma Bites for finding humor as a result of her pain but she seems to have gotten past it and keeps her blog open periodically just for fun.
His network has been promoting him heavily lately. I just hope, in a future ad, that they don't say he has his finger on the pulse of America because, well . . . that finger will never look the same to me again.
Come to think of it, didn't he have that finger bandaged for awhile? Make up your own jokes, folks.
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I think they are just jealous of Kevin Federline's talent
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Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US…
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Check this out for more garbage on Keith's sex life:
http://anditwasawesome.blogspot.com/
Rita in post #1 sounds like a real slut…
But at least she ain't a moron like Keith "Hung like a tack" Overbite…
This guy apparently is a tool. But you silly broads writing about him are even more pathetic
Dear Mr. Olbermann,
Your reference to Fox News Channel as “Fox Noise Channel†has convinced me that your show is geared toward entertainment, instead of reporting the news. I consider myself open minded, and watch & listen to a variety of the media news outlets, including MSNBC, CNN, FNC, Air America, America Right, etc. YOU SIR, are the definition of biased reporting. Do you even know what “subjective reporting†is, or did they not teach that to you in or are you just trying beat out Leno and Letterman for ratings for comedy?
Do you actually take yourself seriously? I can assure you that nobody who watches your show does. Why don’t you get out there with those “watermelon smashers†that you reported on this evening, and bang your head on one. It might knock some sense into you.
Enjoy your spotlight while it last, because you’re really not that funny, and nobody takes you seriously.
You're an idiot
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I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. Not that it matters. I just don't have anything to say these days. I've just been hanging out waiting for something to happen. Not much on my mind these days.
My life's been generally bland today. I just don't have anything to say recently. I guess it doesn't bother me. Basically nothing seems worth doing, but I don't care.
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Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields…
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Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden. Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?
I used to flip over to his show during commercials on "The O'Reilly Factor". I stopped doing it when I got tired of him insulting everyone I admire. I sincerely hope my few seconds watching his show did not help his ratings.
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Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition…
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years…
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years…
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition…
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years…
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations…
The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another…
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81…
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out…
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice…
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition…
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations…
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations…
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields…
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields…
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages…
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say…
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy…
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers…
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy…
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition…
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery…
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages…
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy…
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say…
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations…
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations…
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations…
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US…
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery…
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery…
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause…
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery…
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US…
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out…
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out…
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out…
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out…
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year…
The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another…
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages…
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages…
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US…
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy…
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron…
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84…
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno…
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations…
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations…
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition…
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger…
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81…
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years…
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years…
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year…
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron…
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery…