Keith Olbermann's Head to Be Literally 10 Feet Tall
 

MSNBC has found a pitch-perfect way to help box office sales for one day only: sell tickets to the inauguration, from the comfort of your own movie house. Select theaters will open up their screening rooms to MSNBC live coverage from the Inauguration from 11:00-3:00 pm, when no one goes to see movies anyway, and viewers who can't make it to DC can instead by privy to 10-foot tall Keith Olbermann arguing with 8-foot tall Chris Matthews in booming Dolby surround sound. Delightful.

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Comments (8)

No. 1 · Darth Paul

I love Keith, but if he better be oil wrestling with Matt Lauer if I'm bothering to see him at the movies.

Posted: Jan 13, 2009 at 10:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Darth Paul

[Uh, sorry...too many "if"s]

Posted: Jan 13, 2009 at 10:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · CommiesAren'tCool

Even a movie theater screen is to small to hold Keith Olbergoebbels smarmy bloated ego.

Posted: Jan 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · fanofgrendel

But his penis is still only 3 inches long.

Posted: Jan 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Charity

If you don't like him, here's a simple answer: don't go!

I can't understand people who spend so much time ranting against MSNBC and Olbermann. I don't care for Fox News. So guess what: I DON'T WATCH THEM. Life is too short to spend watching people you hate!

Posted: Jan 14, 2009 at 9:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · fanofgrendel

@Charity: only fools just watch people that they completely agree with.

that would make you a? yep, you guessed it.

Posted: Jan 14, 2009 at 11:31 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · PacifismKills

Hey Charity, you should tell Olbertwirp that. The half-wit talks about Fox News more than anything else…and I'm pretty sure he's got a homo crush on O'Reilly.

Posted: Jan 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Toohot

Bill O'Reilly disgusts me. Keefy's huge ego doesn't turn me off enough to stop watching him, because he's hot! I mostly agree with his politics but even when I don't and he pisses me off, he looks even hotter! I prefer a more mature man anyway, and I don't mind the paunch a bit.

Even though he's the best looking hunk of meat out there in anchorland, I wouldn't buy a ticket to see him.

Posted: Jan 15, 2009 at 12:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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