Holy white trash, Kevin Federline seriously thinks that he's not worthless. Beyond that, he thinks that his contributions to the marriage between him and Britney Spears deserves retribution. Last we heard, his displays of fatherly acts of love, included letting drug dealers get son Sean Preston high, and driving his ferrari cross-country, leaving his baby mamma home alone.
Partying with pals in Las Vegas during the week of Britney’s 24th birthday, Kevin told a reporter that he has already consulted his lawyers and would demand a “$125 million†settlement if the marriage was to end. “I don’t like lawyers,â€Â
We wouldn't like lawyers, either, if we couldn't understand all the big words they sometimes use. Maybe if he could hear it in simple terms, he might understand: $125 million? Kev, give your weedman a few days off.
EXCLUSIVE: Kevin demands $125 million to leave Britney
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