It's hard not to feel bad for publicists sometimes. Not all of them are bad people, you know — it's just that their paychecks are often signed by bad clients. And, well, it's their job to shamelessly promote said clients as if their last sugarfree Red Bull depended on it. That doesn't mean we want to hear from them outside of asking where they should send a case of Ketel One.

So when we heard from the otherwise fine folks at OutCast Communications, we initially ignored them. They wanted to tell us all about postage stamps printed with the red kissed lips of celebrities that were being sold on Zazzle.com. Sure, it's all the name of charity (the Humane Society) — but don't think wielding some non-profit in front of our faces will get us to undergird your cause.

And neither will name dropping the likes of Rachel Bilson, Amy Smart, Margaret Cho, Carrie Underwood, and Gene Simmons.

But Benji? You had us at heh-ro.

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