L.A. Earthquake Trapped Orange Person in Heating Capsule
Indeed, not a single celebrity died during yesterday's 5.8 earthquake in Los Angeles. But that's not the only (yes we're morbid) bad news: Mother Nature didn't hamper a single reality television show filming in the area. The jerkoffs on Big Brother, who aren't allowed any communication with the outside world, were told by producers that the reason the soundstage was shaking was not because Kirstie Alley had a new show filming next door, but because tectonic plates were moving about beneath them. But there is one minuscule bit of good news: On Sunset Tan, E!'s hopeless irrelevant show about skin cancer, "sales rep and cast member Holly Huddleston was stuck in a tanning booth when things started to vibrate during an FHM photo shoot."
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"the soundstage was shaking was not because Kirstie Alley had a new show filming next door"
Why, that was probably the most clever joke anyone's ever made about an earthquake: fat people moving around!
Must be why it's been such a popular schoolyard taunt for so long, eh? It's right up there with all of those vicious barbs about one's nascent sexuality we begin enduring from early on. Delicious.
Juvenile type-ist insults ftw, amirite?
I agress with Grace, I don't know why you had to take it there.
No real writing skills?
That is way too scary for me to feel good about. I would never tan but if it was an option I still wouldn't do it because I'd be so worried about being trapped in a machine that slowly burns you alive. Ugh. Jesus, I'm so glad it didn't actually do that.