Ladies & Genteladies, We Bring You Stylista
The Elle reality show is almost here
 

Here's a preview of the upcoming Elle reality show Stylista (nee Fashionista?), starring fashion news director Anne Slowey as the evil villainess who will RUIN YOUR NAME IN THIS INDUSTRY.

She arrives via town car! She wears dark sunglasses! She dons four-inch heels! She expects her lunch plate to be feng-shuied! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF GLAMOUR, PEOPLE.

She's clearly trying too hard to be Miranda Priestley, but those who know her might, uh, say the act isn't an act. Whatever. We're going to love it.

Below, dos mas clips. One almost features tears!

She criticizes their looks!

Contestants are already crying!

May 14, 2008 · 20 views (beta) · Link · 3 Responses
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Comments (3)

No. 1 · hughman

jeez. anne looks like madonna's mother and needs to learn how to walk in those heels. and what is that guy in the hat thinking? he need's to apply to Circus Fashion magazine, not Elle.

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · oakling

fashion plus drama equals awesome!

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Steph

Oh my jesus. Is that for real?!

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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