Lance Bass Continues To Find Ways To Talk About Lance Bass
Last week, Lance Bass proved he still had some residual bitterness about being the least talented member of an already overrated boy band. This week, he proves he'll do anything to grab the limelight. Including bitch and moan about Britney Spears and talk about the other N'Syncers homosexual tendencies.
Careful, Lance. Keep that up and you'll be known as "the surly one," instead of just "the guy from 'N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and shit!"
[Queerty]
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If you think he's "bitching and moaning" about *other* people, then how does that translate to Lance Bass finding ways to talk about Lance Bass?
So obviously, not only does logic escape whomever blogs here, but so does any sarcasm detector. If you think he really thought Justin was gay, or that Chris was gay (because he hung out with a choreographer?), you're an idiot.
Hand over the blogging deeds to someone else. You fail.
Perhaps you would have preferred the headline, "Lance Bass Continues To Find Ways To Shamelessly Self-Promote/Generate Superfluous 'Lance Bass-Related Stories?'"
Either way, the point certainly was not that Lance's claims about his bandmates were to be taken seriously. (In fact, as both the old and new headlines quite clearly suggest, it was quite the opposite.) But thanks for the heads-up on Justin/Chris' heterosexuality. And also for the unsolicited career advice. Both are duly noted.
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Debbie
Whatever Lance is doing, it's working - we are still talking about him! Now if he could just get arrested for DUI and/or cocaine possession… or maybe get pregnant by K-Fed…
I saw Justin Timberlake on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight and I have never seen gay people act as gay as he did. His mannerisms are so gay.
You would have to be blind and underwater to NOT see it!