Larry Craig Refuses To Go Down (About Going Downtown) Without A Fight
Disgraced Senator Unwilling To Let A Small Thing Like A Ruling From The Minnesota District Court Stand In The Way Of His Misguided Crusade For 'Justice'

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Senator Larry Craig (a.k.a. the "Bathroom stall senator") received some bad news today when his motion to set aside his guilty plea was denied by the Minnesota District Court. The court, apparently refusing to buy Craig's excuse that he was panicky, under extreme stress, and unaware of what he was doing concludes by saying as follows:

Because the Defendant’s plea was accurate, voluntary, and intelligent, and because the conviction is supported by the evidence, the Defendant’s conviction for disorderly conduct occurring on June 11, 2007 in the men’s public restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in Bloomington, Hennepin County, Minnesota, is valid. Accordingly, the Defendant’s motion to withdraw his guilty plea is DENIED.

Despite that resounding denial, however, Larry Craig may well continue fighting the good fight repressing his homosexual tendencies under the pretense of seeking justice, if his remarks from September 26th are still to be believed.

Our advice? Let it go, Larry. Everybody knows you did it. Nobody really cares anymore.* So why don't you just quit stalling** and move on with your life. You can start by being a man of your word and resigning.

*Except probably your wife. And all your Republican constituents.
**Get it? STALLING??

Oct 4, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 2 Responses
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  • Comments (2)

    No. 1 NYTimesBoy says:

    Doesn't this guy make decisions that impact all of lives under panic and extrem stress, on a daily baisis? Does this mean when he votes in the Senate chambers that he is regularly "unaware of what he was doing" ??? SCARY!!!!!!

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    No. 2 Mr. T says:

    He's obviously gay to the whole situation.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 4:55 pm
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