Breaking: “Sen. Larry Craig files papers to withdraw his guilty plea in an airport sex sting.”

And not as a desperate attempt to save his irreparably tarnished marriage, salvage his already-ruined political career or his alleviate his newfound reputation as a self-hating gay man but merely because he was “under stress” when he “mistakenly” pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct soliciting dirty-bathroom sex. [CNN]