Was it the Oscar? The pressure of parenthood? One too many incidents where he was caught staring longingly at Lance Armstrong while plotting the death of Matthew McConaughey so he could be the third with Jake Gyllenhaal? Perhaps we'll never know what drove Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipee apart, but after a seven-year marriage and two children together, the chances of Sweet Home Alabama 2 with a cameo by Crash's Tom Hansen seem slim. TMZ, which is the first to report the split, is slim on the details, though Reese is said to have retained famed divorce attorney Robert Kaufman. That's Robert Kaufman, as in Jennifer Aniston's courtroom poobah. Or, as he's known to friends, "You're fucked, Charlie Brown."

Oh no! Reese and Ryan Split! Pout. [MollyGood]